Zombie Apocalyspe? Keep Track of the Zombie Attacks Here

in today’s GTFOHWTBS news….

Something strange is going on.  We are beginning to hear sporadic accounts of people going crazy and eating other people.  Kinda like that movie “The Crazies”.. remember that?..if not…watch it again.

With some help from our friends over at Tumbler, here is a chronological list of “zombie” stories that have popped up in the news lately:

Zombie apocalypse coming soon
7/28/11: Homeless Woman Tries To Eat Baby’s Arm Off After Snatching It from Unsuspecting Mom                                                                                 http://www.theblaze.com/stories/police-homeless-woman-snatches-baby-from-stroller-tries-to-eat-its-arm/

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/25: Mom Gouges 5 year old Son’s Eyes Out                                                             http://justkhaotic.com/2012/05/bad-mommy-and-daddy/mom-gouges-out-5-year-old-sons-eyes-while-high/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/29: Man Stabs Himself and Throws Intestines & Skin At Officers http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

5/30 : ‘Husband cut off wife’s lips and ate them’  http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/world/2012/05/31/husband-cut-off-wife-s-lips-and-ate-them

5/31 : Woman Kills her Baby, Eats Part of Her Brain                                                    http://justkhaotic.com/2012/05/sheer-foolishness/woman-kills-her-baby-eats-part-of-the-brain/

6/1 : Baltimore Man Murders Roommate, Eats Heart & Brain http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/world/2012/06/01/kenyan-murders-roommate-eats-heart-brain

6/1 : Gay Adult Star On The Run After Video Taping Murder, Dismemberment & Flesh Eating                                                                                                                     http://bit.ly/L5MpQz

6/8 : Woman Tears The Flesh Off Wig Store Owner’s Arm, Spits Flesh In His Face. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/lowpel-davis-bit-arm-wig-store-owner-spat-flesh-connecticut_n_1581176.html

6/21 : Man Attacks and Eats Flesh Of Another Man While Visiting His Children    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/21/charles-baker-got-naked-ate-flesh-of-jeffery-blake_n_1615800.html?utm_hp_ref=crime

6/26 : Zombies in Texas? Man Allegedly High on Fake Weed Eats Family Dog  http://newsone.com/2022690/zombie-attack-michael-terron-daniel-texas-man-kills-eats-dog/

7/3 – Chinese Man Jumps On Hood Of Car and Jumps WOman As She Tries To Flee, Chewing Her Face and Nose Off http://www.kulturekritic.com/2012/07/news/cannibal-attacks-move-overseas-chinese-man-jumps-hood-womans-car-chews-her-face-nose/

7/10 – Naked Man Leaps From Roof, Dents Truck, Urinates On Floor Before Biting A Chunk Out Of Another Man’s Stomach  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171545/Jeremiah-Haughee-Naked-man-leaps-roof-dents-truck-urinates-floor-biting-chunk-mans-stomach.html

9/13 – Naked and Bloody Man Gnaws on Woman’s Head http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/richard-cimino-naked-bloody-gnaws-on-head_n_1881604.html

11/6 – New Jersey Man Goes Crazy, Chews off Finger and Swallows It http://loop21.com/life/new-jersey-man-goes-crazy-chews-finger-and-swallows-it

We will continue to add stories until the epidemic starts or we get bored of it … whichever comes first.

One Reply to “Zombie Apocalyspe? Keep Track of the Zombie Attacks Here”

  1. Don’t forget the new case, a woman in Boise Idaho. Also I have noticed a majority of these aggressors are African American male, naked. I’m doing some research to see any other connection, if there is any.

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