in today’s GTFOHWTBS news...
Ok MadMen, we’ve been silent for a minute. We were working …but we knew that eventually someone would do something where we would just have to drop everything and call bullshyt on somebody.
Who is it this time? Barack Obama.
Obama has chosen to weigh in on the whole Weiner debacle…
and we quote, “I can tell you that if it was me, I would resign. I think he’s embarrassed himself. He’s acknowledged that. He’s embarrassed his wife and his family. Ultimately, there’s gonna be a decision for him and is constituents. I can tell you that, if it was me, I would resign…you can’t serve as effectively as you need to at the time when people are worrying about jobs, and their mortgages, and paying the bills, then you should probably step back.”
Seriously Barack? Word? Oscar Grant’s killer gets off after serving 11 months in jail, and you got something to say about dick pics? Seriously Barack? Mofo’s can’t keep a job because you are babysitting the f*cking corporations, and all you can speak about is someone else’s Weiner? No one can pay their mortgages, but dick is on your mind? Black people are catching hell ALL OVER America, and you choose to spend your time commenting on a white man’s weiner? Our education system sucks, but, never mind that…someone had his penis out on twitter. Gas prices are almost $4.00 (more in some places) and you worried about another man’s sex exploits?????
And guess what…he didn’t even get the punanny! It was just fantasy and masturbation.
We think we may have to revoke your ghetto pass Mr. President. It hurts cause we were rocking with you. As a leader you are supposed to keep us focused on the real shyt. As a man, NO ONE should be able to get you to comment on how another man pulls his honeys.
What da fuc is happening to our nation? Why doesn’t Obama tell the real story about how two republicans made it their business to expose Wiener simply because he was the only Democrat making change in his district. How he was the only one fiercely defending the Democratic ideals. He was known as a the Democratic “pit bull” for a reason and made the rest of your party look like lazy bytches. Dude’s record speaks volumes.
When did we become a country that is afraid of sex? We read the messages that came out this week, and ummm…how different is it from what everyone else is saying (albeit privately). I hear worse shit on the bus. I mean, is it funny, sure…but not something that warrants the President to discuss and call for someone to step down from their job.
Is it right to hound on Weiner while the real criminals run amuck? It’s right to vilify a man for his personal pursuits while our kids are exposed to porn on prime-time tv?
Again. Barack…GTFOHWTBS. Go sit yo ass down and sign a bill or something. Talk about police brutality, the three strikes law or anything that would actually help the people. Focus the democratic party into growing a backbone and make them support the one person in your party that was actually getting shit done. You are in the unique position to focus the nation’s attention, and you are wasting it.
You lost mad cool points B. Mad cool points. That was a real bitch move.
Below we offer you a trip back in time so you can see just who you lost.