in today’s GTFOHWTBS news….
The orthodox paper Der Tzitung photoshopped Hillary Clinton out of what is now the most iconic photograph of our generation. You guys remember the pic of Obama and his staff in the situation room when Osama was getting dealt with? Well, what makes that pic so memorable is Hillary’s face.
In the pic her hand is clasped over her mouth and she has the well known “WTF” “OMG” expression. But, according to the Hasidic men who author the newspaper, her expression is “sexually suggestive”. Sorry boys..in case you didn’t get the memo, there is NOTHING sexually suggestive about Hillary Clinton. Ask Monica. But I digress.
The White House specifically warned publishers that the photograph was not be be altered in any way. Either you print as is, or you leave it alone – regardless of how you feel about Black people or women. But, the Hasidics said “F*ck that. Women have no place here.” Once busted, the publishers of the offensive photo issued this statement:
“In accord with our religious beliefs we do not publish photos of women, which in no way relegates them to a lower status…Because of the laws of modesty, we are not allowed to publish pictures of women, and we regret if this gives an impression of disparaging to women, which is certainly never our intention. We apologize if this is seen as offensive.”
In other words, “F*ck you direct order Mr. President, we gonna do what we want cause God said so.” This is all kinds of messed up and hilarious. Funny how people will change history in the name of “God”. If this doesn’t show you that religion is the most messed up way of life then I don’t know what will.
If you have lived in the hood like myself, you know for a FACT that the Hasidic men are the FIRST ones under the streetlights looking for Black and Hispanic hookers. Their little curls bobbing and swaying in the wind under those top hats (yea..we know what you look like). But they will change history because of their sense of morals??? Get the Fuc outta here son.
What happened to “Thou shalt not bear false witness against they neighbor“?? Photoshopping someone out of a picture representing an historic event is LYING son.Y
You could have just NOT included the picture and described the image. I’m sure Yahweh would have approved.