A substitute teacher in Ohio was placed under arrest on April 8 for Disorderly Conduct Intoxication and Open Container. School officials became concerned that Keller was having a “medical issue” when she was found unconscious in Room#127.
After they woke Keller up, they began to suspect that she had been drinking and called the Westlake Police Department.
Student with the correct answer gets an 20 extra points: What is the medical term for an alcoholic blackout?
In the beginning, Keller denied that she had been drinking, but reports issued by the Westlake PD say Keller had a bottle of Grey Goose vodka with her. Substitute teachers were never THIS much fun when I was in school. A little Algebra and a dirty martini. Who’s really suffering here?
I bet a couple of shots of the good ole’ goose made listening to those essays that much easier.