Maria is a Ball Biter..Literally. Gets Arrested With A Mouthful Of Testes.


Maria Georgina Topp, 43 British woman jailed after she allegedly bit off her boyfriend’s testicles.

Maria "balls in ya mouth" Topp

Investigators say Topp and Martin Douglas,45 had returned to his home after a night of drinking when the attack occurred.  Sometime around 4am, Topp bit down on the victim’s testicles and then tore them off.

What the hell is wrong with this chick? Madmen, she bit his balls off.

Even Lorena Bobbit used a knife.  Damn, she was mad!

According to Northumbria police Douglas dialed 999 but was in so much pain emergency operators could not understand him.  When paramedics arrived at Douglas’ house they found him bleeding profusely with his testicles torn from his body.  Douglas was rushed into emergency surgery at Freeman hospital to have his testicles and scrotum reattached.

Topp, a mother of four who resides in nearby Gateshead was arrested and charged with causing grievous bodily harm.

She better take some Anger management classes.

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