Naked Hole Rescue

Arizona firefighters came to the rescue of Eugene Gimzelberg, 32 after he fell naked into a manhole.   According to police, firefighters were dispatched to the scene after passerby reported hearing someone screaming in the sewer pipe.

When firefighters finally fished Gimzelberg out, he was naked except for a shoe.

During questioning, Gimzelberg initially told officers that he went into the manhole to rescue children who had fallen in.

Seriously?  The truth finally emerged when Gimzelberg sensed officers weren’t buying his story.

Apparently, Gimzelberg had fallen into the manhole while attempting to avoid police after getting high on PCP, marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms.

No word on why he was naked but I bet, the sudden drop put a serious dent in his high.

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