Florida Teen Caught With His Pants Down

Florida teenager Kenneth White was arrested after police say he broke into a business and was caught by officers with his pants down, literally.

Marathon, FL officers responded to an alarm call at ‘Windswept Appliance and Air conditioning’.  When they arrived, police saw an inside light on and a side door unlocked.  Upon entering the building, police found 19 year old Kenneth White pulling up his pants and a “blue” movie playing on the computer.  

Apparently, Mr. White had taken a break during the robbery to watch a pornographic movie and play with Mr.Chuckles.  White, when questioned, claimed he was in the closed and locked business “looking for a job”.  

Really, son?

White was booked on charges of  burglary, criminal mischief and theft.  I just hope he washed his hands first.

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