Young, Dumb and Now Famous for Having Too Much in His Anus…

in today’s GTFOHWTBS news….

The dude pictured here is Neil Lansing, a 34 year old Florida inmate who was busted on drug charges.  Apparently, he figured he was taking a long walk down convict row, and decided to prepare for his long stay in the penn by packing a condom full of must have prison items and stuffing it in his ass.

Wonder what is on the MUST HAVE list if you are in prison? Well Neil “booty stretch” Lansing’s ass held the answer:

  • 17 Oxycodone pills
  •  a cigarette
  • matches
  • a syringe with an eraser accessory
  • an empty chapstick tube
  • a condom
  • a CVS receipt (WTF)
  • a coupon (obviously not a get out of jail free card)

 A total of 30 items was pulled from his ass . Seriously son? This is your life?Seriously? Kill yo’self!

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